(Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo

I'm walking around
 I'm doing a poo
 I'm walking down the street
 I'm doing a poo
 I'm walking inside and I think I need to poo
 I'm doing a poo
 I'm doing a poo
 I'm walking to the loo
 I'm doing a poo
 I'm opening the door
 (Oh hey oh sorry mate, I'm in here)
 (Oh sorry oh my god I didn't-)
 I just wanted to say
 That I'm sorry that I walked in on you doing a poo
 Jeez Louise I can't believe that I walked in on you doing a poo
 Jeezy creezy lemon squeezy I walked in on you doing a poo
 Good golly Miss Molly what a great folly walking in on you doing a poo
 No worries
 What the 'eff are you thinking, doing a poo?
 If you're gonna do a poo, lock the door before you do
 The poo is tearing me up inside, I'm mortified
 The door said vacant but it was occupied
 (With you doing a poo)
 Go away
 How can I forgive myself for what I did to you and your poo?
 I have walked in on you and your bum and on your poo
 Sitting, ruminating 'bout your poo and wee and poo
 I am asking myself am I any better than your poo?
 But I gotta get out of this poo situation
 Cadillac down route sixty-poo
 I made my poo mistakes, but me and my baby gonna leave my poo behind
 (Hey, fuck off)
 (Gibberish)
 (Excuse me, I'm trying to poo)
 I'm just a man
 Who's walked in on you
 Doing a poo
 And the craziest thing
 I've fallen
 In love with you
 Piss off
 Doing a poo
 Doing a poo
 (Wait who are all these people?) I love you
 (A bloody choir? Holy moly) Doing a poo
 Yo
 When I arrived in this loo while you were pooin' today
 You surprised my eyes, ew poo, that wasn't okay
 There's poo rules and poo cues let me philosophise
 Your poo is your poo for that I a-poo-logise
 It was a new poo journey through a strange poo land
 Me and you, poo in poo, and hand in hand
 From poo true love grew 'cause we took a chance
 You know that life's a roller coaster let's have a poo dance
 A lot of people been sayin' this song's a bit rude
 But it really is just about that awkward situation
 It could be about walking in on anyone
 Doing anything
 But just this situation
 I walked in on someone doing a poo
 Well I hope you're all happy I'm pooing now
 I'm pooing in front of a choir
 END