Best Day of My Life

I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis
 Oh I got double maths man (Double maths? That sucks)
 Aww, I stubbed my toe
 It's the first of school and heck
 One of my electives was Home Ec
 I chose it as a bludge subject
 But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 The Year 11s are away on camp, and they usually sit on the bench
 But because they were away on camp
 We got to sit on the bench
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 Had a new teacher for Health today
 Only took 8 minutes to make him cry
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 At recess I wanted a can of Coke
 So I went to the machine to get a Coke
 I put in two bucks then pressed the button
 And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
 Put the cans in my jumper
 Then put 'em in my locker
 Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
 I ended up with 48 Cokes
 And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 I just found a big stick
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 Friday was a casual day
 To raise funds for Sudan or some shit
 Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;
 "You're in your uniform!"
 And he was like;
 "I don't even care"
 But he did care
 'Cause he called his Mum
 And she bought him a Billabong top
 But we still called him "Uniform Cunt"
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 I hit Andrew with my stick
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 Daniel came late to school
 'Cause he went to his oncologist
 He got KFC on the way to school
 And he gave me a chippie
 Best day of my life
 Best day of my life
 I walk into English class
 They put on Shrek; fuckin' sick
 Best day of my life
 Miss Zahariou took my stick
 Worst day of my life
 Worst day of my life
 Our period 3 got cancelled
 Because the school counselor called a year-level meeting
 To talk to us about an incident
 Involving our teacher in a car accident
 We did no work, we just sat in the gym
 And they talked to us about grief and stuff
 And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
 But we didn't have the test because the teacher was dead
 Best day of my life
 Pat got a stiffy
 It was funny
 Stiffies are funny
 Stiffies are funny