Everything's A Drum

Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Did you know this cup is a drum?
 If that cup is a drum, then my bum is a drum
 Pots, cups and even a bum
 It's so much fun when everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Can someone's willy be a drum?
 Can you make my willy go pa-ra-pa-pum-pum?
 I did a cum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 I got a bad relationship with my mum
 And when I think about my mum
 Even that's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 When you drum on things you can have a ball
 Anything can be a drum
 Heck, even a wall
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Hey, did you know this pot is a drum? (Heh)
 I said, did you know this pot is a drum?
 Broden, what the fuck?
 You were just playing it wrong
 When you came to me 15 years ago
 You told me that everything was a drum
 Everything is a drum
 I left my wife
 I let you drum on my penis
 Enough now, brother Mark
 No more lies!
 No more excuses!
 For if that pot is not a-
 Oh no, I got it
 Oh, good
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum
 Everything's a drum