Chuffed (Dad Song)

Oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids and they make me chuffed
 Got new tyres and they make me chuffed
 Discount Snickers get me chuffed
 Watching Nine News gets me chuffed
 I found a Chinese joint down the road
 Does better honey chicken than the other Chinese joint
 There's more car spots and they've got Pepsi Max
 And it's a little bit cheaper and it makes me chuffed
 My son got a job at Subway and it makes me chuffed
 Get Smart's on telly and that makes me chuffed
 A weekend in Echuca gets me chuffed
 Making good time on the freeway gets me chuffed
 Got a quote on the shed for $1700
 Then I went and got a quote from a friend of Geoff's
 He quoted $1200 so I saved heaps
 Got your mum new towels, and she was chuffed
 Aw, I'm a dad (work in sales)
 Just checking that you've got something for your mother's birthday
 Big Bang's on telly, and that makes me chuffed
 That Kelly Cuococo makes me chuffed
 South Park's a bit rude, it doesn't make me chuffed
 I've got a synonym book and it makes me pleased
 I've got fish and chips 'cause mum's working late
 I know the owner and he calls me mate
 He chucked in extra chippies and when I got home
 The footy was starting, and I was really chuffed
 That reminds me: recently at my local bakery
 I went in at closing time, all I wanted was a pie
 But they also gave me lots of free stuff
 Slice, biccies, rolls; chuffed
 My son's got a girlfriend, and that makes me chuffed
 She's really nice and that gets me chuffed
 I'm not chuffed just because she's a girl
 If he dated a bloke I'd be just as chuffed
 As long as he was nice, yea
 Modern dad (I'm from Thomastown)
 Make your kids feel like they can talk to you
 A good pair of blue jeans makes me chuffed
 There's a weird spot on my cheek...
 Okay, so the uh test results have come back and good news:
 It's benign.
 You know what we're gonna get that removed just incase. I'm a doctor
 Well that's a relief, but I'm glad I checked
 I've got an internet fridge, and that makes me chuffed
 I've got a garage fridge, and that makes me chuffed
 I've got a spare weekend, my mate Angelo is free
 And he's gonna build a pizza oven with me
 Concrete the base
 Stick the bricks in place
 Form the arch to brace
 And cement to case
 Now create a small fire and if you require the dough,
 Angelo knows the best dough supplier
 Oh, Pizza Party
 Five dollar for a kilo
 Gluten free base is for my son's girlfriend
 It's a good excuse to get the family round
 We chuffed