Oh, poor little Zachy
I just woke up and I'm still sleepy
Tired and grumpy like a baby
Wah-wah, boo-hoo-hoos
Can you give me something for my blues?
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it in a cup
Add cream and sugar then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with ice
In a day I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more
It's coffee, you fuck
Oh, right, yeah
Morning brown, morning brown
Zach why do you need morning brown?
I'm a sleepy boy, try as I might
I didn't get much sleep last night
I need to drink this morning brown
'Cause last night I was doing a fuck
I was fucking all night long
I was fucking with my ding-dong
I fucked in a bed, I fucked in a seat
I fucked like a Labrador in heat
Woah, man, that's TMI
It's a coincidence, though, I'll tell you why
I, too, was fucking all last night
I fucked rеal hard 'til the morning light
I love to fuck, it's my favourite thing to do
I fuck all night likе a fuck emu
Boys stop lying, that's not true
Last night I was with you two
We were all a little hungy
So we got some food into our tummy
Steak filets so good it hurt
But we still had room for fucks
We fucked here and there but that's not all
We fucked all night 'til the break of dawn
Fucking is my motherfucking favourite thing to do
I prayed to Jesus then I fucked him, too
I fucked real fast like a fuck jackhammer
I fucked like a '90s Internet hacker
I fucked real slow, it took all night long
I fucked tenderly, with my big ding-dong
I didn't fuck fast or slow last night
Like Goldilocks, I fucked just right
I like to fuck like this
That's cool I guess but I fuck like this
Wowee, I fuck like this
When I fuck, I like to moan
I go "me-may-moo-more"
Well, when I fuck, I like to say
"Round 'em up, get on back"
Well, when I fuck, I like to sing
Me-may-moo-more (round 'em up, get on back)
Me-may-moo-more (round 'em up, get on back)
Morning brown, morning brown
Mmm yum, morning brown