Morning Brown

Oh, poor little Zachy
 I just woke up and I'm still sleepy
 Tired and grumpy like a baby
 Wah-wah, boo-hoo-hoos
 Can you give me something for my blues?
 Morning brown, morning brown
 Get yourself a cup of morning brown
 Morning brown, morning frown
 What the heck is morning brown?
 Well, morning brown is great, you get it in a cup
 Add cream and sugar then you stir it all up
 It comes from beans, have it hot or with ice
 In a day I'd say, only drink it thrice
 Morning brown, I'm still not sure
 Can you please explain it some more
 It's coffee, you fuck
 Oh, right, yeah
 Morning brown, morning brown
 Zach why do you need morning brown?
 I'm a sleepy boy, try as I might
 I didn't get much sleep last night
 I need to drink this morning brown
 'Cause last night I was doing a fuck
 I was fucking all night long
 I was fucking with my ding-dong
 I fucked in a bed, I fucked in a seat
 I fucked like a Labrador in heat
 Woah, man, that's TMI
 It's a coincidence, though, I'll tell you why
 I, too, was fucking all last night
 I fucked rеal hard 'til the morning light
 I love to fuck, it's my favourite thing to do
 I fuck all night likе a fuck emu
 Boys stop lying, that's not true
 Last night I was with you two
 We were all a little hungy
 So we got some food into our tummy
 Steak filets so good it hurt
 But we still had room for fucks
 We fucked here and there but that's not all
 We fucked all night 'til the break of dawn
 Fucking is my motherfucking favourite thing to do
 I prayed to Jesus then I fucked him, too
 I fucked real fast like a fuck jackhammer
 I fucked like a '90s Internet hacker
 I fucked real slow, it took all night long
 I fucked tenderly, with my big ding-dong
 I didn't fuck fast or slow last night
 Like Goldilocks, I fucked just right
 I like to fuck like this
 That's cool I guess but I fuck like this
 Wowee, I fuck like this
 When I fuck, I like to moan
 I go "me-may-moo-more"
 Well, when I fuck, I like to say
 "Round 'em up, get on back"
 Well, when I fuck, I like to sing
 Me-may-moo-more (round 'em up, get on back)
 Me-may-moo-more (round 'em up, get on back)
 Morning brown, morning brown
 Mmm yum, morning brown