Relatable Rap

Isn't it funny and relatable
 When you want to buy a can of beans
 But you don't know if there's beans at home
 So you buy
 Like, heaps of cans of beans
 And then you get home
 And in the cupboard
 You've already got five cans of beans
 And you laugh and laugh
 'Cause there's too many beans
 That's so relatable
 Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
 What about when you go to Hotmail
 And Hotmail asks for your password
 But you can't remember
 So you make a new one
 But you can't use that
 'Cause Hotmail says
 That your new password
 Was your old password
 So you knew your password all along!
 That is very relatable
 Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
 And isn't it funny
 When you're eating coq au vin
 At the Chateau de Chambolle
 And then the maître d' serves
 Côte des Roses
 Which is a subtle wine
 And not robust enough
 For the flavour of the dish
 Not very relatable
 No, don't relate
 Personally, not relatable
 Isn't it funny and relatable
 When you're waiting for a coffee and they call your name
 But another man goes to pick it up
 You say "That's my coffee"
 He says "No, it's not"
 But then it turns out you've got the same name
 And you laugh and you laugh 'cause you-
 And isn't it silly
 When you're getting haute cuisine
 By Marie Antoine Carême
 But the student uprising
 Had built a barricade
 And they're dying on the breach
 And you have to walk around
 So you're late to haute cuisine?
 Ha ha ha
 Ma-maybe, yeah
 Yeah
 But isn't it funny
 When you're at the airport
 And it's really busy
 At the airport-
 And isn't it cool
 When it's 1832
 And you see a strange light
 And you step into the light
 And it's some sort of portal
 And you come out the end
 And you don't know where you are
 And a newspaper says
 The year is 2020
 So you see a future house
 You walk into the house
 And some men are singing
 And you start to do a song
 Even though you're friends are dead
 And you'll never get home!
 No, no
 I'm sorry, no
 No, that's- that's... I-
 That's not something
 I-I mean
 Isn't it funny when you call the teacher mum?
 Yeah! Yeah!
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