Organ Donor

What up, dudes?
 Oh, hey, bro
 By the way
 'Lympics called, and they wanted to know if you wanted to be an organ donor
 In case we died at 'Lympics
 You know what
 Put me in an old man
 Put me in a young man
 Repurpose my arms and put them on a girl
 Stick my heart in him and my bones in them
 And won't you deliver my liver to her
 But don't ever put me in Steve
 I don't wanna be in Steve
 Put my blood in Doug
 Stick my skin on Jim
 Ligaments and tendons, shove 'em in Brendan
 But just to reiterate, never in Steve
 I got real bad vibes from Steve
 I'm not gonna go into it right now
 Let's just leave it at that
 But put me in a boy
 Put me in a boy
 Put me in a boy
 Oh, you should probably be a little more careful with your phrasing there, Broden, you sound a bit like a pedo—
 If you've got yourself a kid who needs a new knee
 Well you can give that kid my kidney
 Steve's a fucking pyro, there, I said it
 I reckon he lights fires, but I've got no proof
 He lives in the hills where there's lots of fires
 But his house is always safe, and I reckon that's sus
 Oh, man, what the fuck are you talkin' about?
 Give my nose and my toes to a man with a hose
 Give my penis to a genius and my taint to a saint
 But most of all, yes, most of all
 Give my balls to underprivileged youth
 That's beautiful, man
 Well, all you need to do is fill out this form, so—
 A form? Fuck that off!