Marian The Librarian

Madam Librarian
 What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear
 I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian... Marian
 Heaven help us if the library caught on fire
 And the Volunteer Hose Brigademen
 Had to whisper the news to Marian... Madam Librarian!
 What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
 I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian... Marian
 If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it
 I could lie on your floor
 'Till my body had turned to carrion... Madam Librarian.
 Now in the moonlight, a man could sing it
 In the moonlight
 And a fellow would know that his darling
 Had heard ev'ry word of his song
 With the moonlight helping along.
 But when I try in here to tell you, dear
 I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian... Marian
 It's a long lost cause I can never win
 For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
 Any talking out loud with any librarian
 Such as Marian... Madam Librarian.