I Love My Wife

I love my wife
 What should I do?
 I went to see a specialist
 But when he was through
 He told me it's hopeless
 I'm stricken for life
 "My son," he said
 "Get back to bed
 You happen to love your wife"
 Other men love famous stars
 But not I
 The sort you worship from afar
 And I tried
 Other men love femme fatales
 Sveltely dressed
 But when I'm with those femme fatales
 I get depressed, 'cause
 I love my wife
 How will it end?
 I love her as a lover and
 Not just as a friend
 It may be abnormal
 With drama, it's rife
 But nevertheless, I confess
 I love my wife
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 It may be abnormal
 With drama it's rife
 But nevertheless
 I confess
 Nevertheless, I confess
 I love my wife
 I love my wife
 I love my wife
 Doo-de-doo-do-doo-doo-dee-dee
 I adore my wife!