We All Got Covid (Except for Linus)

Tour was a lot of fun
 Now I'm lying in bed with a fever of 101
 We all got covid
 Yeah, we all got covid
 We all got sick
 We all got covid
 Doin' the pacific northwest
 I guess our safety hygiene wasn't the best
 We all got covid
 Yeah, we all got covid
 We all got sick
 We all got covid
 The weekend was a total blast
 (A total blast)
 I never thought to wear a mask
 (No mask)
 Shakin' hands and signin' autographs
 It all seems kind of funny
 But my chest hurts when I laugh!
 Oh!
 Covid
 We all got covid
 Stupid covid
 We all got covid
 In Portland I think it went down
 Maybe it's revenge for our stupid song about their town
 We all got covid
 Yeah, we all got covid
 We all got sick
 We all got covid
 We were playin' with a great band called Chixdiggit!
 (From Canada)
 You know those guys?
 They never did get it
 (Free healthcare)
 Man, this cough is really murder
 We're gonna change our band name
 To Germ Herder!
 Aw!
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 Covid (covid, covid)
 We all got covid (covid, covid)
 Germ Herder (covid, covid)
 We all got covid (covid, covid)
 Tour was a lot of fun
 Now my head is explodin' and I'm coughing up a lung
 We all got covid (except for Linus)
 Yeah, we all got covid
 We all got sick
 We all got covid
 Yeah, we all got sick
 We all got covid (except for Linus)
 Yeah, we all got sick
 We all got covid
 Yeah, we all got sick
 We all got covid (except for Linus)
 Yeah, we all got sick
 We all got covid!
 Except for me