Pantera Fans In Love

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
 Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
 We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
 We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
 We went to Sears for pictures at Christmas time
 But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
 No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
 I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
 It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
 Makin' out in the middle of the pit
 How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
 If anything comes between you and me
 Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
 We are Pantera fans in love
 What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
 I wish we'd never heard of the Offspring
 A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
 I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
 We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
 Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
 Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now
 I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
 It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
 Makin' out in the middle of the pit
 How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
 If anything comes between you and me
 Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
 We are Pantera fans in love
 We are we are Pantera fans in love
 We saw Ozzy on our first date
 Our special song is 'Crazy Train'
 Makin' out in the middle of the pit
 How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
 If anything comes between you and me
 Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
 We are Metallica fans
 We are Megadeth fans
 We are Manowar fans in love
 We are Pantera fans in love