High School Reunion

Who got fat, who got rich
 Who is a loser, who is a bitch
 Who is a washout, who turned gay
 Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee
 Who's in the fancy designer pants
 Who got the big fake boobie implants
 Who looks good in the rental tuxedo
 Who lives in their van on microwave burritos
 We're havin' fun
 High school reunion
 Each 'n everyone
 High school reunion
 Why don't you come to the
 High school reunion
 Who got the kids, who got the divorce
 Who's got a date with a face like a horse
 Who's in the papers, who's in the show
 Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow
 Who graduated from the Ivy League school
 Tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool
 You sure look pretty, it's been so long
 Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom
 We're havin' fun
 High school reunion
 Each 'n everyone
 High school reunion
 Why don't you come to the
 High school reunion
 High school reunion
 High school reunion