Led Zeppelin Rules

I turn on my radio
 And all the music sounds hollow
 The first song they're playin' sucks
 And the next one swallows
 The singer is whinin'
 And the drummer sounds bored
 The guitar player's tone
 Is like a Commodore 64
 Don't settle for less
 Don't suffer the fools, no
 Don't give them your allowance money
 Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules,' yeah
 I turn on my TV set
 And I see the 'American Idol' show
 And people are wonderin'
 Why all the kids are suicidal
 Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley
 Well, they look so pretty
 Then you ask me if I like their music
 Well, I didn't know that they had any
 Don't listen to disco
 Don't listen to punk, no
 Don't listen to the men down under
 And all that junk
 Don't suffer the fools
 Don't settle for less, no
 Don't give them your allowance money
 Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
 Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song
 I got for free on my cell phone, it's so rad
 I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone, check this out
 Dude, what's that?
 It's got real music on it, it's called a cassette tape
 What? How many minutes do you hear with that thing?
 Ninety
 Woah
 Don't settle for less
 Don't suffer the fools, no
 Don't give them your allowance money
 Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
 Listen to disco
 Don't listen to punk, no
 Don't listen to the men down under
 And all that junk
 Don't suffer the fools
 Don't settle for less, no
 Don't give them your allowance money
 Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
 Don't listen to disco
 Don't listen to punk
 Don't listen to junk
 Don't listen to
 Don't listen to ska