Bridge Under Troubled Water

I know girls like you
 Need someone to screw-up their life
 And make you contemplate suicide,
 When you need a friend to
 Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
 Call on me... yeah
 You need someone bad,
 To irritate your dad,
 Someone who'll make you cry,
 And sock you in the eye,
 When you need a friend to
 Bring you to your knees,
 Call on me... yeah
 Am I crazy enough? Am I angry enough?
 Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
 Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
 Am I jealous enough?
 Am I selfish enough to be...
 Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!
 You like pain, you're insane
 You can key my car,
 And punch my face in the bar
 When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
 Call me... oh yeah
 Am I crazy enough? Am I angry enough?
 Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
 Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
 Am I jealous enough?
 Am I selfish enough to be...
 Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!
 Am I boring enough?
 Am I snoring enough?
 Am I demanding enough?
 Un-outstanding enough?
 Am I fat enough? Mad enough?
 Am I bad enough? Wear plaid enough?
 Am I drunk enough?
 Smell like a skunk enough?
 Do I wank enough?
 Do crank enough to be...
 Your bridge under trouble
 Your bridge under trouble
 Your bridge under troubled water!