The Backpack Song

I'm gonna get revenge on you
 'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
 You messed me up in your navy van, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
 I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoa
 I'm gonna get revenge on you
 I'm gonna get revenge on you
 I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
 And so then there was the time
 That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack
 Which I had bought for tour
 This really ugly orange backpack
 But I bought it specifically
 So that it wouldn't get confused
 With all you other guy's backpacks
 So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said
 'Hey where'd you, where did you get that backpack?'
 And I said, 'Well, I got it at K-Mart
 If you get one, you should get the green one
 Because that's totally different than my orange one'
 Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van
 Getting ready to go on tour
 And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?
 That's right, it was you
 I'm not crazy, you're the one, that's crazy
 You're the one that bought my same backpack
 Ooh
 I'm gonna get revenge on you
 'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
 You're a stupid ass backpack copying freak, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
 I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa
 I'm gonna get revenge on you
 I'm gonna get revenge on you
 Gonna get revenge on you
 I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get
 Re-venge-venge-venge on you-u-u
 I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
 On you and your backpack stealing self