I, I met a girl
She was standing on the dance floor of the club
She was a very, very pretty girl
So I went up and talked to her
And when you share your thoughts with someone
You feel close to them
Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Yeah, she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes
And a dalmatian jacket, dalmatian jacket
And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for
No more salami, no more steak or potatoes
Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush
And ricecakes, ricecakes, ricecakes
Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
As it turns out, she was the cousin
Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve
My very good friend Steve but she didn't like me
She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak
A freak?
Nosering, nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Nosering girl, I love you
Nosering girl, I want you, I want you, I want you
Yeah, we're warmin' up, we're warmin' up