Garage Sale

Awesome
 An old plastic mug
 With a picture of a smurf on it... smurf
 And an old white leather sofa
 With a brown stain, where you use to sit
 And a statuette of a dragon
 Clutching a crystal orb
 And a t-shirt of a unicorn flying through space
 That was tattered and worn
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 A few years ago
 I got invited to your birthday party
 I wanted to make an impression
 So I walked up and down State street
 To the hippy store
 To buy a nice preasent for you, uh-huh
 A Scooby Doo
 I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle
 It smelt like strawberry Pop Tarts... and oregeno
 I rubbed it all over my body
 And wrapped it up to give it to you
 But here it is
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 Why, why would you sell it?
 I thought you liked it, I knew you did
 I found a birthday present for you, for you
 A dusty old birthday present for you
 I found a birthday present for you, for you
 A crummy old birthday present for you, for you
 At your garage sale
 Your garage sale
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 25 cents at your garage sale
 Oooh!
 25 cents at your garage sale
 25 cents at your garage sale
 25 cents at your garage sale
 25 cents at your garage sale
 25 cents!
 25 cents!
 25 cents at your garage sale
 25 cents!
 25 cents!
 25 cents at your garage sale
 Uhh