Schmuddy Bhuddy

You wake up in the morning, you drink your glass of foam
 The way you get so high, when you smoke your chicken bone
 You think there's nothing finer than your grandma's methadone
 But there's a thing you gotta have and then you call it for your own, you call it
 Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy,
 Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good
 You take you some jamaica, some that's nice and hard and green
 You put it in a skillet just a like a sizzlelean
 You dip it into chocolate, darkest that you've seen
 And you've got yourself a treat, you feel a low down and mean, you call it
 Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy,
 Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good
 Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies
 Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies
 Get de cotton mouth, I can drink the seven seas
 When I get stoned, take a two hour shit
 Get the munchies so bad, i'll eat jah vomit
 5am, eat the sliders by the bag
 100 white castles never ever make me gag
 Poke the rent-a-cop in his jelly filled gut
 Me and the man cool cuz we eat the donut
 Those natty haired, dreads-r-us, hippy wanna be
 Smokin' herb, preachin' peave is really stinky
 Plug up their mouths with a schmuddy bhuddy bar
 Plug up their mouths with a schmuddy bhuddy bar
 I'm 22 and I cannot drive a car
 When I golf high never ever make par
 Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies
 Cheeba going thru my head I got the munchies
 Joe's grandma is from de Erie
 Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another
 Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another
 Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another
 Eat one, get stoned, get the muchies, eat another
 You got your schmuddy bhuddy and you think you do no wrong
 All the ladies love you for that great big king-kong dong
 You eat your schmuddy bhuddy, wash it doen with water bong
 And when you do you feel good all night long
 Schmuddy bhuddy, schmuddy bhuddy, it's your buddy, shmuddy bhuddy,
 Call it schumuddy bhuddy, guaranteed to make you feel good