Madame Blavatsky

Smiling upwards with my feet planted
 Feeling nice, Just a little slanted
 I would show you the respect that's due
 If I could just get my hands on you
 But the world's off kilter, So I dance like it
 Stumbling through its dull points and flashes
 Yen is mine and I think I can make it
 But you can't save me from someone else
 just to take me out yourself
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side
 She said "You no longer make me feel"
 So I flayed myself and she felt real bad
 Said she felt herself somedays
 In so many words with nothing to say
 I'd be better off dead she said "If the shoe fits...
 And if it dosen't we'll find a way
 You'd be suprised how it goes down so easy
 Think of all fringe benefits, Think of all the money you'll save"
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side
 Into sensitivity and other rackets
 We're offering good advice, and you'd better take it
 Around here we take boredom in bouts
 And there are plenty of ways to put your lights out
 Better off dead-- it could be so nice
 But we've never made this leap before
 We'd be a little less slanted, a liitle less picturesque,
 A little less involved with any luck
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side
 Hey Madame Blavatsky
 Maybe you could see another side