Boots To Ya' Momma

Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 You got the socket that fits my wrench
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Buffy and Jody and Mister French
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Your pipes got clogged so you called the Roto-Rooter
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Sherriff Roscoe's smilin' cause he caught some crazy cooter
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 You gotta run uptown to flip that frown
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Cap'n Kirk & Cap'n Crunch and the Socko horns pithy punch
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Lay Dick Van Patten in sheets of satin
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 Pay heed to the clogs and doff them togs
 Lemmie put the boots to ya mama
 The elves snuck in my cobbler's shop and busted me some treats
 But the boots they left is not the kind that you puts on your feets
 Our life was made for living, I believe in living phat
 These boots ain't made for walkin' I can guarentee you that
 There really ain't no need for you to go round feelin' taxed
 It's just me, the boy, and our two droids and no questions asked
 So sit on back, relax and listen to these beats
 whilst I commence to perform my podiatrical feats