Full Trucker Effect - Radio Edit

I got Merle Haggard on the radio
 My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go
 Haulin' combines made by John Deere
 Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there
 Open highway, no sign of the smokey
 Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i'll pass all the Okies
 Take my showers at the Flyin' J
 Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet
 Call me pig pen I'm a slophog tanker
 Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker
 Slick back wack crew cut ducktail
 Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail
 Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y'all
 Full Trucker Effect, everybody
 Full Trucker Effect, c'mon c'mon
 Full Trucker Effect
 Texas panhandle to the Florida keys
 Country fried steak and a black eyed peas
 Half a cherry pie with the ala mode
 It's the best way to start a day hitting the road
 Crack of dawn and I'm already rollin
 Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin
 I'm just underweight 2 ton mush melon
 My daddy's unemployed, he's a wife beating felon
 All my life I was born to be a trucker
 Ride with my boy Tony, he's a big motherfucker
 Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama
 I never Jackknife, i'm a mean gearjammer