For Finbar

My buddy Zeke is my buddy's freak and he's about to pop out in about a week
 When Zeke popped out, nurse slapped him-whack- that good ol' boy done slapped her back
 When Zekes around, you'll know it's him by his funky walk and his upside grin
 Carvin' his name in all the doors, spittin up his slurpee all over the floor
 Flickin' them boogers up off the wall his poop is art, hangin in the hall
 Zekes favorite food, if you please is uncooked gravel and cottage cheese
 a fish a fish whoa no no no... ain't got no biz
 Red and Yellow one swim on the top
 blue and black one get down on the bottom
 Whenever they take him out to eat, spittin up his food, onto my seat
 The boy's got sghetti comin out his nose, sports Joey's cheecks, Irish as a rose
 On his high chair he juggles jello at one-foot-three, he's a very fine fellow
 a fish a fish yeah yeah yeah yeah
 Red and Yellow one swim on the top
 blue and black one get down on the bottom
 Rotund mushtahed with a baseball cap, throwin green beans up at his pap
 The little man love his prune cake bread, paint his sister blue from toe to head
 Dancin around, arms in the air, holdin a plate with a donut there
 Paisely pooper, custom chocolate swirl
 ...but what if Zeke turns out to be a girl...