Wrecking Ball Parody

Lyrics

Remember when I was a ten
 And did not look like a guy
 My hair was long
 I had clothes on
 But now, I get nude and cry
 Since the VMA's, all the people say
 I am a total skank
 Grinded Robin Thicke
 Made the whole crowd sick
 Especially the Smith's
 I'm basically a wrecking ball
 For the youth of America
 All I want is to brainwash them all
 With my massive nipples, under my tee
 We must be like Miley
 Now watch me ride, a ball and try
 To, make a seductive face
 But creepily, I totally
 Look just like Nicholas Cage
 Time to for me to lick
 This hammer like its, a big metal penis
 I'll lick anything
 For more attention
 This condom looks delish
 I'm naked on a wrecking ball
 Showing off my pale boobs and butt
 Now I'm dry-humping a broken wall
 I went from Disney to
 Twerk-crazed and skanky
 I need to get therapy
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 Excuse me I'm here for the porn
 Bend over girl lets make this quick
 What do you mean this is not porn
 Then why the hell are you naked
 Because I'm a wannabe whore
 Who sluts it up to get more views
 So that means we don't have to screw
 Thank God
 Excuse me?!
 You are too dirty
 For Ron Jeremy
 Sorry sweetie its true
 I ruined a beautiful song
 With a disgusting video
 Okay this has gone on way too long
 You need to get off of
 Our construction site
 How do you expect us to work
 With a crazy anorexic chick
 Swinging naked from our equipment
 And licking and humping
 Everything she sees
 Sorry, but I'm not leaving
 Oh no, now she is twerking
 Dear God, just kill us now please
 

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Duration
03:25
Tempo
84 BPM

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