Scream and Shout Parody

Bring the cancer
 When you hear this in the club
 You're gonna free shit up
 You're gonna puke up your guts
 Because this song really sucks
 When I'm outside the club
 I'm flashin' my muff
 I'm flashin' my muff
 Makin' cameras blow up
 She's the X-Factor judge
 Whose always drugged up!
 She always also looks drunk
 Hey Lance, Simon shut up
 When I'm driving through the club
 I'm doing hit and runs
 While I'm holding my son
 Driving drunk is fun – AHHH!
 I like to mix lyrics that are total shit
 With dance beats that are generic
 And then make futuristic videos
 That are tremendously boring and dull
 I am a total douche that is better than you
 That's why I have this dumb hair-do
 And why I use way too much AUTO-TUNE
 You are now rockin' with a douchebag and a crazy bitch
 Product placement.
 BRING THE CANCER
 I'm a frog
 This song was written by my dog
 Why the hell do I dance like this?
 I look like a drugged up puppet!
 You dance like a white dude.
 Eh yo!
 My lyrics are so meaningless.
 My music is so horrendous. (SOMEBODY KILL ME)
 It makes Soulja Boy seem legit
 IT's RUBBISH!
 Eh yo!
 Technology gets me so hot.
 I just had sex with this robot.
 IT WAS ROBOT RAPE I SAID STOP STOP STOP!
 Eh yo!
 Everybody can suck my cock.
 I am more important than god
 And everybody should know that:
 I'm a DoucheBag!
 When I'm on lots of drugs.
 I like to sound with tish.
 That's why I'm talking like this.
 You're not British Bitch.
 I'm totally nuts.
 That's why I married K-FED
 I did a ton of Meth.
 And then I shaved my head.
 I am the worst musician of this decade
 My source will give your eardrums AIDS.
 I hit my head real hard when I was eight/here.
 That's why I dress like I'm from outer space.
 The random crap I say:
 Is this the world
 Boom boom pow
 And Mazel tov
 Somebody needs to make this garbage stop
 You are now-now rockin' with a douchebag and a crazy bitch.