Started from the Bottom Parody

Started middle class in a wheelchair
 On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
 Now I'm dancing stupid by a car
 Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
 I done had it tough from the jump
 Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
 On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
 I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
 Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act
 Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
 So I decided "Imma be a rap star"
 I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
 They said
 We like how you sound so monotone
 And those massive eyebrows are so marketable
 We can tell your life's been a struggle
 Do you even own a Bentley?
 No, I dont, it's bullshit yo!
 Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool
 Sure you can big boy
 Just meet us in the storage room
 Took it in the bottom now I'm signed
 Took it in the bottom from my new team
 Now I'm signed
 Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind
 By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive?
 Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi!
 I look like a pale caveman
 Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber
 But I like to pretend that I am
 Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester
 Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans?
 Hey get off of my case
 They make me feel pretty
 Tunechi!
 Just to remind myself I'm a douche
 I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we
 Sippin' champagne on a private jet
 Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get
 Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?
 Yes!
 Woah what the hell is that?
 The engines are under stress
 Something is weighing this damn plane down
 The only explanation is Drake's big ass eyebrows
 I'm sorry but we have to throw you out
 But I started from the bottom
 And that's where you're ending now
 We're leveling out ward
 It was his eyebrows
 Yeeeaahhhh!
 Weezy, baby, is gonna live!
 Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi!
 Young Money!