What Makes You Beautiful Parody

Check out my hair, isn't it cute
 I use a really expensive shampoo
 We're throwing rocks and acting tough
 Even though we're all wearing tons of makeup
 Our manager says we have to act straight
 Even though we're all gay
 We're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks
 But secretly what we're looking for is some dick
 Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
 They can't know oh oh
 That you're not hetero
 Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
 Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
 Get away you pschyo's I have some mase
 Damn that blow oh oh's
 Bet that you taste beautiful
 No no! Get lost you drugged up homo's!
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 We're playing sports so we seem staight.
 Our manager said that that's a good way ah ah
 You need the gas for record sales
 So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day
 Oh what's the point
 Everyone can see it
 It's obvious we like penis
 We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves
 All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day
 Let's all get in the water and masturbate
 I'm gonna think about you
 I'm gonna think about you too
 God damn it guys stop being gay
 99% of your fans are staright ladies
 If they find out your queers our sales will go away
 Oh fine (ine) (ine) we'll save it for another time
 There's a girl go and act like straight guys.
 Na na na na na na na na na na
 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
 Hey girl, I'm suppose to act like you get us off
 But looking at you makes our pen! s go ever soft
 Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff
 Hey, boys, it's the Hoff
 I've been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time
 I gotta say that you're all looking mighty fine
 Why don't we head back to my place and have some wine
 Ya, lets go that sounds so magical
 No, no, no, do not go over to his home.
 Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they're beautiful