All That Matters Parody

Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my ass
 So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly
 No it actually, makes you look sleazy
 Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress
 It feels like I'm missing my penis, yeah
 And my shirt's so oversized
 It makes me look like a twelve year old girl, oh yeah yeah
 You think I'm spoiled
 A self absorbed privileged brat
 You hit me right on the head
 Who in the hell just threw that?
 I'm pissing in this bucket to make the working man cry
 If you are not rich you should die
 I'm all that matters to me, yeah yeah
 Don't care about nobody else
 I'm in love with myself
 I am pure conceit
 Stop throwing bottles at me
 Ow ow, throw another one and I will scream
 Fine I'm leaving this scene
 I won't use my feet, these black guys will walk for me
 Check out this pic. Don't I look so fine?
 Here's me and Will Smith. God I'm so tight
 Will you please stop forcing me to, look at your dumb pics
 I cannot take it,
 oh oh, I wrote in Anne Frank's ledger
 Thought she would have been a Belieber
 You are worse than a Nazi
 I would never Belieb in you, you douche!
 I do graffiti, speed in my Ferrari
 I even spit on my fans, if they get too close to me
 I'm so cool that some creep got surgery to look like me
 But the surgeon failed terribly
 I just went thru puberty, yeah yeah
 That's why I'm acting sexual
 In which hole does my penis go?
 That's it! I'm leaving!
 Nobody walks out on me
 You bitch, black guys come carry me away
 I want sex and I will pay
 Let's go on vacay
 Brazil is calling my name