Kiss You Parody

Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike
 To make all you teen girls wet with delight
 Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
 That's us taking your dad's cash
 oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange
 But I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayne
 please don't tell taylor swift, she'd get pissed
 Even though I dumped that bitch
 Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
 It's Your Punishment
 For What?
 For shaving your head!
 Now let's all go
 To Pri son
 so we can dance with locked up men
 and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics
 Why don't we take off all our clothes
 And play a game of drop the soap!
 Hell Yea
 I WILL TAKE the photographs!
 Let's Drop Our Pants!
 And these 5 soap bars!
 Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
 It will make this video less crappy
 This is ridiculous, diculous
 Who is directing this shit?
 Oh, I'm only Irish guy singing in this song
 That's why I dance like a gay leprechaun
 Also I play guitar, play guitar
 Did ya know I play guitar?
 Oh Holly Crap
 Taylor Swift is on our ass
 She's got a GUN
 Ahhhhh!
 She's gonna kill Harry and then write a
 hit song
 About How you did her so wrong
 I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can't you see you belong with me?
 Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
 Using my secret nipple trick
 Go for it
 Omg what the hell is that?!
 He just made her crash
 With my 4 nipples!!!!
 Harry has 4 nipples
 Harry has 4 nipples
 They made taylor drive off the road
 To celebrate let's all dress up as
 Sea – ee – men
 Because we all love sea – ee – men
 we mean jizz
 I'm gonna give Harry a french kiss
 I am gonna suck on my own dick
 Taylor was just a cover up
 To hide the fact I like man Butt
 What did you say
 How the hell is she still alive
 I will never die!
 Now let me kill you!