Young, Dumb & Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
 Most of our brain cells are gone
 We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad
 Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
 We got a reputation 'round these parts
 We only leave a ten percent tip
 Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts
 Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip
 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
 That's what we are
 We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
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 We wear black leather in the hottest weather
 You can't imagine the smell
 We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble
 T-R-U-B-E-L
 Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little
 We're livin' only for thrills
 We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle
 And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills
 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
 You better believe it
 We're young... young, dumb and ugly
 I'll tell you again
 We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
 We're comin' to your town
 Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly
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 We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again
 We drive with just one hand on the wheel
 Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control
 Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal
 We're there wherever trouble's starting
 We're rebels without a clue
 We drink milk right from the carton
 And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue
 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
 That's what we are
 We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
 You can't stop us
 We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly
 Young, dumb & ugly
 We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly
 So ugly
 Young... dumb... & ugly