Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
 Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
 And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
 I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
 They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
 And they leave the house without packing heat
 Never even bring their guns to the mall
 And you know what else is too funny
 Their stupid monopoly money
 Can't take 'em seriously at all
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 Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
 They treat curling just like it's a real sport
 They think their silly accent is so cute
 Can't understand a thing they're 'talking aboot
 Sure, they got their national healthcare
 Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
 Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
 Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
 And dream of driving a Zamboni
 All over Saskatchewan
 
 Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
 Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
 See the map, they're hovering right over us
 Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
 Always hear the same kind of story
 Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
 Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
 It's gotta mean they're all up to something
 So quick before they see it coming
 Time for a pre-emptive strike