Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Yeah
 A used pink bathrobe
 A rare mint snow globe
 A Smurf TV tray
 I bought on eBay
 My house is filled with this crap
 Shows up in bubble wrap
 Most every day
 What I bought on eBay
 Tell me why I need another pet rock
 Tell me why I got that elf alarm clock
 Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
 They had it on eBay
 I'll buy your knick-knack
 Just check my feedback
 A plus-plus, they all say
 They love me on eBay
 Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
 Gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag
 From some guy I've never met in Norway
 Found him on Ebay
 I am the type who is liable to snipe you
 With two seconds left to go, whoa
 Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
 As long as I've got the dough
 I'll buy your Tchotchkes
 Sell me your watch, please
 I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
 I'm highest bidder
 Junk keeps arriving in the mail (now, yeah)
 From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes of Hazard ashtray)
 Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray (oh, yeah)
 I bought it on eBay
 Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox
 Wanna buy a case of Vintage tube socks
 Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)
 Found it on eBay
 Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster
 Pez dispensers and a toaster
 Don't know why
 The kind of stuff you'd throw away (away I throw)
 I'll buy on eBay
 What I bought on eBay