You Make Me

You make me wanna slam my head against the wall
 You make me do the limbo
 You make me wanna buy a Slurpee at the mall
 You make me watch the Gong Show
 There's really something kinda strange about you, baby
 But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
 You make me
 You make me
 You make me
 That's what you do to me
 You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts
 You make me wanna phone home
 You make me wanna write a dozen book reports
 Then pack myself in styrofoam
 Sometimes you make me want to build a model
 Of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
 You make me
 You make me
 You make me
 That's what you do to me
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what, what you do to me
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 You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park
 Then take my hamster to the beach
 You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark
 And use a recommended bleach
 When I'm with you, I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery
 Or go to see the Care Bears movie
 You make me
 You make me
 You make me
 That's what you do to me
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what, what you do to me
 That's what you do to me
 That's what you do to me
 That's what you do to me
 Oh-oh, you make me wanna break the laws of time and space
 You make me wanna eat pork
 You make me wanna staple bagels to my face
 Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
 You know there's something quite unusual about you
 But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
 You make me
 You make me
 You make me
 That's what you do to me
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what, what you do to me
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do-do-do-do-do to me
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do
 (You make me) that's what you do to me