Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
 Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
 S O D A, soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
 Y O D A, Yoda
 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
 Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
 A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
 Oh, my Yoda
 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
 Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
 How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
 Oh, my Yoda
 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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 Well, I left home just a week before
 And I've never ever been a Jedi before
 But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
 He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
 Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
 So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
 With my Yoda
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 So I used the Force
 I picked up a box
 I lifted some rocks
 While I stood on my head
 Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
 He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
 And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
 Oh, my Yoda
 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
 "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
 But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
 Oh, my Yoda
 Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
 So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
 But I know that I'll be coming back some day
 I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
 The long-term contract I had to sign
 Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
 With my Yoda
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