White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)

They see me mowin'
 My front lawn
 I know they're all thinking
 I'm so white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
 Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!
 I wanna roll with
 The gangsters
 But so far they all think
 I'm too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Really, really white 'n' nerdy
 First in my class here at M.I.T
 Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
 MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
 Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
 My rims never spin to the contrary
 You'll find that they're quite stationary
 All of my action figures are cherry
 Stephen Hawking's in my library
 My-MySpace page is all totally pimped out
 I got people begging for my topic spaces
 Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places
 Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
 I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
 I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days
 Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
 My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
 There's no killer app I haven't run
 At Pascal well I'm number one
 Do vector calculus just for fun
 I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
 Happy Days is my favorite theme song
 I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
 I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
 I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
 They see me roll on my Segway
 I know in my heart they think I'm
 White 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
 Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!
 I'd like to roll with
 The gangsters
 Although it's apparent I'm too
 White n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy?
 I've been browsing, inspectin'
 X-Men comics you know I collect 'em
 The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
 My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
 Shopping online for deals on some writable media
 I edit Wikipedia
 I memorized the Holy Grail really well
 I can recite it right now and have you "ROTFLOL"
 I got a business doing websites
 When my friends need some code who do they call?
 I do HTML for them all
 Even made a homepage for my dog
 Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
 They were having a sale down at the GAP
 Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
 Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
 I'm nerdy in the extreme
 And whiter than sour cream
 I was in AV club and Glee club
 And even the chess team!
 Only question I ever thought was hard
 Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
 I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
 I got my name on my underwear!
 They see me strollin'
 They laughin'
 And rollin' their eyes 'cause
 I'm so white 'n' nerdy
 Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
 Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
 All because I'm white 'n' nerdy
 Holy cow, I'm white 'n' nerdy!
 I wanna bowl with
 The gangsters
 But oh well it's obvious I'm
 White 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
 Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!