Weasel Stomping Day

Faces filled with joy and cheer
 What a magical time of year
 Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
 Put your Viking helmet on
 Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
 Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?
 All the little girls and boys
 Love that wonderful crunching noise
 You'll know what this day's about
 When you stomp a weasel's guts right out
 So, come along and have a laugh
 Snap their weasely spines in half
 Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
 Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
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 People up and down the street
 Crushing weasels beneath their feet
 Why we do it, who can say?
 But it's such a festive holiday
 So let the stomping fun begin
 Bash their weasely skulls right in
 It's tradition, that makes it okay
 Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
 We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
 Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
 Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
 Weasel Stomping Day