Wanna B Ur Lovr

I don't have a library card
 But do you mind if I check you out?
 I like your skeletal structure, baby
 You're an ectomorph, no doubt
 Your face is real symmetrical
 And your nostrils are so nice
 I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
 So I could see you twice
 Girl, you smell like Fritos
 That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
 You're so hot, you're gonna melt
 The elastic in my underwear
 I'll bet you're magically delicious
 Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
 You'd look like Venus de Milo
 If I just cut off your arms
 What I'm tryin' to say is
 I wanna be your lover, baby
 I need somebody to love
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
 Now, I need somebody to love
 Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 Do you believe in love at first sight
 Or should I walk by again?
 My love for you's like diarrhea
 I just can't hold it in
 Stop, drop and roll now
 'Cause baby, you're on fire
 I'll bet your outfit
 Makes a lot of noise in the dryer
 You're absolutely perfect
 Don't speak now, you might spoil it
 Your eyes are even bluer
 Than the water in my toilet
 Say, has anyone ever told you
 You've got Yugoslavian hands?
 No, of course not, that would be stupid
 Just forget I ever brought it up
 The point I'm trying to make is
 I wanna be your lover, baby
 I need somebody to love
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
 Now, I need somebody to love
 Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
 Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 I wanna be your Krakatoa
 Let my lava flow all over you
 I wanna be your anaconda
 And your heat-seeking missile too
 I wanna be your beef burrito
 Am I making this perfectly clear?
 I wanna be your love torpedo
 Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
 Uh huh
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 I hope I'm not being forward
 But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
 You can tell me truthfully
 Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
 There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
 To desribe how smooth I am
 Maybe you've seen my picture
 It's in the dictionary under "Kablam!"
 My lips are registered weapons
 Can I invade your personal space?
 You must have fallen from heaven
 That would explain how you messed up your face
 Well, how'd you get through security?
 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
 I'd like to take you home right now
 So you can meet my mom
 Because I
 I wanna be your lover, baby
 I need somebody to love
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
 Now, I need somebody to love
 Girl, you must be Jamaican
 Because Jamaican me crazy
 Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
 Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)