Waffle King

It took a lifetime, but I finally found
 The perfect waffle recipe
 You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
 One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree
 Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
 Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
 People come from miles around just to study my technique
 I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
 I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King), yeah
 Waffle King (Waffle King)
 That's what they call me
 Waffle King (Waffle King)
 Hey, I'm the Waffle King
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 Everywhere I go, the people cheer
 I never have to wait in line
 People say, "Right this way, sir... Your money's no good here.'
 Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine
 And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
 "I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
 Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
 If you don't believe in the power of the waffle, lemme show you just what I mean
 I'm the Waffle King (Waffle King)
 Make you want to scream and shout
 Waffle King (Waffle King)
 That's my name, don't wear it out
 Waffle King (Waffle King)
 Make no mistake about it, I'm the Waffle King... yeah
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 Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
 All you peons better scram
 Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
 Don't you know who I am?
 Hey!
 I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
 Everybody, on your knees
 You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules
 Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say, "Pretty please"
 Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
 Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
 And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
 Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
 Come on know...
 Waffle King
 Hey, batter batter
 Waffle King
 Hot on your platter
 Waffle King
 Say, what's the matter
 Don't you know who I am?
 Don't you know who I am?
 Tell 'em, girls
 (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
 Yeah, yeah
 (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
 Tell the truth now
 (He's the Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waffle King)
 Don't you know who I am?
 Don't you know who I am?
 I'm the... Waffle King