Velvet Elvis

My life, it used to be incomplete
 'Til I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet
 My life, it won't be the same again
 Now I'm proud to say the King lives on inside my den
 Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need
 My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis
 My velvet Elvis means the world to me, yo, yo, yo
 Although he may not be worth much dough
 He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh
 Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater
 You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator
 Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need
 My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis
 My velvet Elvis, oh, now can't you see?
 My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis
 My velvet Elvis means the world to me, oh
 In my own private Graceland
 In my own little shrine to the King
 I don't want nothin' else
 No, I don't need anything
 Don't need no lava lamp
 Don't need no soap on a rope
 No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes
 Or dogs playing poker, oh
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 When I'm at home, watching my TV
 I know the king is always looking down on me
 He looks so handsome, he stands so tall
 So glad he's big enough to cover up that hole in the wall
 (Velvet Elvis)
 He's so fuzzy
 (Velvet Elvis)
 He's so great
 (Velvet Elvis)
 Never ages
 (Velvet Elvis)
 Never puts on weight
 (Velvet Elvis)
 Look at those rhinestones
 (Velvet Elvis)
 He's just so fine
 (Velvet Elvis)
 You can look but don't touch now
 (Velvet Elvis)
 'Cause he's mine, all mine, oh