UHF - Single Version

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV Guide
 Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside
 Don't you know that we control the horizontal
 We control the vertical too
 We gonna make a couch potato out of you
 That's what we gonna do now
 Don't change the channel
 Don't touch that dial
 We got it all on UHF
 Kick off your sneakers
 Stick around for a while
 We got it all on UHF
 Don't worry 'bout your laundry
 Forget about your job
 Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob
 We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
 Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
 You better put away your homework
 Prime time ain't no time to think
 All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
 Press your face right up against the screen
 We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen
 If you know what I mean, now
 Don't change the channel
 Don't touch that dial
 We got it all on UHF
 Kick off your sneakers
 Stick around for a while
 We got it all on UHF
 Don't worry 'bout your laundry
 Forget about your job
 Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob
 We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF
 You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
 You can watch us any time that you please
 You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
 'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now
 Don't change the channel
 Don't touch that dial
 We got it all on UHF
 Kick off your sneakers
 Stick around for a while
 We got it all on UHF
 Don't worry 'bout your laundry
 Forget about your job
 Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob
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