Truck Drivin' Song

I'm drivin' a truck
 Drivin' a big ol' truck
 Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
 Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
 Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
 My diesel rig is northward bound
 It's time to put that hammer down
 Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
 I'm ridin' 20-tons of steel
 But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
 While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry
 Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
 And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
 I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
 Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
 Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight
 Because I'm drivin' a truck
 Drivin' a big ol' truck
 Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
 Got these 18 wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn
 Drivin' a truck with my high heels on
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 Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
 And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
 But when I hit those big speed bumps
 My darling little rhinestone pumps
 Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch
 But still I'm drivin' a truck
 Drivin' a big ol' truck
 Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
 Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
 While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on
 I'm drivin' a truck
 Drivin' a truck
 Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
 And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
 So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (my high heels on)