Traffic Jam

Carbon Monoxide
 Making me choke
 No A.C.
 And the radio's broke
 Cars backed up
 Far as you can see
 Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
 Oh, and just in case you're wondering
 I'll tell you where I am
 I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
 Stuck right here in the middle of this...
 Traffic Jam
 I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
 Traffic Jam
 The freeway's one big parking lot
 Traffic Jam
 My radiator's boiling hot
 And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
 Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
 Trapped inside
 My automobile
 Cobwebs growin'
 On the steering wheel
 Now, I'm no genius
 But one thing I know
 I shouldn't have eaten that bag
 Of bran muffins
 An hour and a half ago
 Yeah, and if you need to find me
 I'll tell you where I am
 I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
 Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
 Traffic Jam
 I have'nt moved one inch from his here spot
 Traffic Jam
 The freeway's one big parking lot
 Traffic Jam
 Well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the
 Middle)
 Right here in the middle of the Traffic Jam
 Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
 Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
 Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
 Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
 Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
 Yay-hey!
 There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
 I'm gonna puke if I hear any more
 There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
 Watch what happens when I open my door
 Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
 Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
 I left home five hours ago
 And I can still see my house from here
 So if anybody's tryin' to find me
 Well, I'll tel you where I am
 Right here (right here) right here (right here)
 Stuck right here in the middle of this...
 Traffic Jam
 I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
 Traffic Jam
 The freeway's one big parking lot
 Traffic Jam
 Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
 And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
 Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
 Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam---woo!