Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile
 Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
 Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
 They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
 Hey, stand up
 Toothless people, the breath is lethal
 Wanna tell ya
 Hey (come on), stand up (get on your feet)
 Toothless people, old and feeble
 What I say
 No more of those pearly whites will they posses
 Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
 Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
 At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
 Hey, stand up (take out your teeth)
 Toothless people, old and feeble
 Oh yes
 You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
 They're something you just can't ignore
 If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
 'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
 You need something to show your dentist
 The next time he makes you say "ahh"
 You don't wanna have to wind up
 Eating all of your food through a straw
 (Like toothless people)
 (Toothless people)
 You better brush your teeth now
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