TMZ (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)

You're sort of famous
 A minor celebrity
 And so it only makes sense
 The world would be obsessed
 with every single thing you do
 They're running 'round
 With their camcorders in the night
 They lurk impatiently
 In hope in that they just might
 See something real embarrassing you do
 The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
 That's the story that
 They're gonna feature
 With exclusive pics
 Of your flabby behind
 You think you're all alone
 But that's right when you'll find
 A bunch of paparazzi
 Popping out of nowhere
 Cameras in your face
 And then suddenly
 You're on TMZ
 You're on TMZ
 Following you
 When you're walking down the street
 And asking stupid questions
 While you're trying to eat
 So you cover your face
 Thinking to yourself
 "Hey, isn't this creepy?"
 And they're out there praying
 You'll have a big meltdown
 And take 'em on a little car chase
 Through this whole town
 They'll be there with you
 When you're going to jail
 First on the scene
 For every wardrobe fail
 You just picked up some transvestite
 Seconds later
 It's up on the website
 Get a vegas wedding
 A quickie divorce
 And they'll be sneaking in
 Snapping pictures, of course
 And if they ever catch you
 Picking your nose
 Or stumbling down the street
 On a drunken spree
 You're on TMZ
 Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
 Trailing you through airport security
 They're with TMZ
 They're with TMZ
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 Oh, let me tell you
 It's getting to the point
 Where a famous person can't
 Even get a D.U.I
 Or go on a racist rant
 Those guys are all around
 So you really shouldn't dare
 Go to every club in town
 If you've lost your underwear
 Seems that every single time
 A star decides to shave her head
 Or ram their car into a tree
 They're on TMZ
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 If they catch you peeing in the bushes
 Later on, that night
 Well, I guarantee
 You're on TMZ
 You're on TMZ
 You're on TMZ
 Every single celebrity
 Knows they're gonna be
 There on TMZ