Theme from Rocky XIII - aka: The Rye or The Kaiser (Theme From Rocky XIII)

Fat and weak, what a disgrace
 Guess the champ got too lazy
 Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
 Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
 But he's no bum, he works down the street
 He bought the neighborhood deli
 Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
 Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say
 Try the rye or the kaiser
 They're on special tonight
 If you want, you can have an appetizer
 You might like our salami, and the liver's all right
 And they'd really go well with the rye
 Or the kaiser
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 Never eats while on the job
 He heard it's good to stay hungry
 But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
 Have a taste, they were made fresh today
 Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
 Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
 Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
 But you just can't go wrong with the rye
 Or the kaiser
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 So today, his deli comes first
 Still he dreams of his past days of glory
 Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
 All the while you can still hear him say
 It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
 Let me please be your catering advisor
 If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight
 You can have your roast beef on the rye
 Or the kaiser
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 The rye or the kaiser
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 The rye or the kaiser
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 The rye or the kaiser