The Weird Al Show Theme

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
 And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
 But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
 So he packed up his accordion and had to move
 To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
 And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
 And he played on the company bowling team
 And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
 Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream
 But that's really not important to the story
 Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
 With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
 But he didn't keep in touch
 And he lost her number
 Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
 And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
 Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
 And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
 For what it's worth
 Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
 When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
 He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
 And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
 And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
 So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
 Now he's got his very own Weird Al show