The Plumbing Song

Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash
 24 hours a day, seven days a week?
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 Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
 But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
 It's true (haven't got a clue)
 B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem
 When I flush the john, then your shower goes on
 (Baby) now watcha gonna do?
 If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke
 Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench
 (Baby) he'll be there for you
 Shower's backing up (up, up)
 Water won't go down (down, down)
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Don't forget my plumber
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Sink's been stopped up all summer
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Better call the plumber
 He'll know what to do
 Pipes been blowing up
 Pipes been breaking down
 And the carpet's soaked right through
 Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
 Ba-ba ba ba ba, kitchen's flooded, too
 Ba-ba ba ba ba, ba-ba ba ba ba ba
 Ba-ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true
 B-b-b-betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer
 If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay
 (Baby) he can be here by two
 So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash
 Makin' service calls in his overalls
 (Baby) he'll do his best for you
 Sewer's backing up (up, up)
 Got you feelin' down (down, down)
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Don't forget my plumber
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Leaky pipes are a bummer
 Ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Time to call the plumber
 Maybe call a few
 Got a problem with plumbing?
 Gotta blame it on something
 Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin'
 Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
 If hairballs, grease, and goo
 Won't let the water through
 Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah
 When I flush the john, now when I flush the john
 It turns your shower on
 (Roto-Rooter 6-5000)
 Ba ba-ba-ba, baby
 Better call my plumber
 He'll know what to do
 (Call now, we're in the yellow pages!)