The Check's In the Mail

Well hey, how ya doin'? Have a seat, have a drink
 Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say?
 Oh, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again
 Say, what was your name anyway?
 Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back to you soon (yeah)
 But don't try to call me, I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
 For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch
 Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day
 The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
 Don't ever change, you know what I mean
 My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch
 Or leave a message on my machine
 So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
 I'm gonna make your dreams come true
 The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
 Well hey, wait a minute, what's the matter? Hold on
 You want me to fork over the loot?
 You say you hate my guts, you wanna take me to court
 And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
 Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine (yeah)
 So if you wanna sue me, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
 Take a number, thanks for calling who loves you baby
 Don't forget to read the fine print
 The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
 Don't ever change, you know what I mean
 My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch
 Or leave a message on my machine
 So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
 I'm gonna make your dreams come true
 The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
 Oh, trust me!
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 The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
 Don't ever change, you know what I mean
 Why don't you leave a message with my girl?
 I'll have lunch with your machine
 So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
 I'm gonna make your dreams come true
 The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
 The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?