The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mr. Rogers, you can watch Three's Company
 And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game
 Or The Addams Family
 I say, you can watch Barney Miller, and you can watch your MTV
 And you can watch 'til your eyes fall out of your head
 That'll be okay with me
 And you can watch (TV!)
 You can watch Johnny Carson you can watch Phil Donahue
 And you can use TV Guide to help you decide with a capsulized review
 Say, you can watch 60 Minutes, even Captain Kangaroo
 But there's only one set, so whatever you watch
 Well, you know I gotta watch it too
 Say, give it up, give it up
 Television's taking its toll
 That's enough, that's enough
 Gimme the remote control
 I've been nice, I've been good
 Please don't do this to me
 Turn it off, turn it off
 I don't want to have to see The Brady Bunch
 Not The Brady Bunch
 Well, The Brady Bunch
 Yeah, The Brady Bunch
 It's the story of a lovely lady
 Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
 All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
 The youngest one in curls
 It's a story of a man named Brady
 Who was busy with three boys of his own
 They were four men living all together
 Yeah, but they were all alone
 Until the one day, one day
 When the lady met the fellow
 And they knew, and they knew
 It was much more than a hunch
 That the group
 This group must somehow form a family
 That's the way, that's the way
 That's the way they all became The Brady Bunch
 Well, The Brady Bunch
 Yeah, The Brady Bunch
 Well, The Brady Bunch
 Oh, it's The Brady Bunch
 It's The Brady Bunch
 Oh, The Brady Bunch, yeah
 Oh, The Brady Bunch
 It's The Brady Bunch
 Well, it's The Brady Bunch
 Well, it's The Brady Bunch
 Well, it's The Brady Bunch
 It's The Brady Bunch