That Boy Could Dance

We all used to call him Jimmy the geek
 He was a dumb looking, scrawny little four-eyed freak
 He never used to hang around with the guys
 He'd just sit in the corner
 Attracting the flies
 He wasn't much to look at
 He never was very bright
 But at least there was one thing that he could do alright
 That boy could dance
 That boy could dance, yeah
 He was kind of a jerk
 He was kind of a bore
 But the women would scream when he walked in the door
 There's one thing I can tell you for sure
 That boy could dance
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 Pickin' teams, he would always be last
 He couldn't run very far
 He couldn't think very fast
 If he was on your side, you'd always lose
 That guy had a problem
 Even tying his shoes
 He never passed his drivers test
 He was always afraid of cars
 And he had a complexion
 That resembled the surface of Mars
 But that boy could dance
 That boy could dance, yeah
 Well, his hair was a mess
 And his clothes didn't fit
 He smelled pretty bad
 And he drooled just a bit
 But you gotta admit
 Boy, that boy could dance
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 Now that boy is much older
 He got his own dance studio
 He got a teeny bopper fan club
 Yeah, he got his own TV show
 Now he owns half of Montanna
 They all call him "Diamond Jim"
 And you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him
 'Cause that boy could dance
 That boy could dance
 That boy could dance
 (Now that boy could dance)
 That boy could dance, dance
 (Now that boy could dance)
 That boy could dance
 (Now that boy could dance)
 That boy could dance, yeah
 (Now that boy could dance)
 I said that boy could dance
 (Now that boy could dance)
 That boy could dance, yeah
 (Now that boy could dance)
 That boy could dance