Talk Soup

I dated Siamese Twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too
 Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue
 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
 Right now
 
 My dog's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak
 I gotta get a spot on Geraldo's show this week
 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
 Right now
 
 I'm just an anorexic, codependent, bingo, addict
 Stripper born without a chin
 And I'm only comfortable talking about it
 When the whole wide world is listening in
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
 
 My wife ran off with Elvis, my boss shaved off my hair
 I've got a thing for poodles and rubber underwear
 I wanna tell the world about it
 Right now
 
 I had a close encounter, I never chew my food
 I got 11 nose jobs, I yodel in the nude
 And I wanna tell the world about it
 Right now
 
 I'm just a cross-dressin', alcoholic, neo-Nazi
 Porno star, as you may have guessed
 And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
 If you let me get this thing off my chest
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
 I'm just your average schizophrenic, nymphomaniac
 Albino go-go dancer, you see
 Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
 With a billion friends on national TV, whoa
 I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese
 I love my blow up doll, so bring out those cameras, please
 'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
 Right now
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me
 Talk soup
 Talk soup
 Listen to me (listen to me) listen to me (listen to me) listen to me